What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?