Why is a computer so smart?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is the strongest animal?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?