What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?