What did the pen say to the pencil?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?