Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
