Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What car can't keep a secret?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?