What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where does water do all its banking?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?