Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How did the toad die?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?