What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Bears love exotic cars.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
