What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?