What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do you make antifreeze?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How does a barber get to work?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
