What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the scariest letter?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a doll's favorite car?