In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's E.T. short for?
How are teens like cats?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?