In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
