Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What job did the corn on the cob get?