Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?