What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
