When should you start writing a book?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?