Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do books sleep?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?