What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a short cow?