Which president loved to take baths?
George Washington.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What birds make average students?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?