Which president loved to take baths?
George Washington.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How do billboards talk?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a doll's favorite car?