Which singer could always break a five?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where does a camper keep his money?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?