What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
