Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?