What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are boxers good comedians?