What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How does dinner smell?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?