Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?