What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are cars magic?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do fish do at parades?