Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What fairy loves to count?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?