How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?