Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
