What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is the coolest country?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?