What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does a dog say before eating?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?