What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why was the bunny upset?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What bee is good for your health?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What style of music weighs the most?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?