What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What are baby potatoes called?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?