What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
