What is the most attractive fruit?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?