What nationality is Santa Claus?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do stars celebrate in December?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?