What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which state has the best streets?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?