What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?