What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What are you studying in math?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?