Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do bees chew?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do cows say on NYE?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where does food go to take a nap?