What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is the most adorable season?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?