What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What car always breaks the rules?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
