What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?