Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of music do planets like?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What country has the most fish?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you give an angry rhino?
