Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?