Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What math figure is also in the band?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What birds make average students?
What is the color of the wind?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do fleas travel?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?