What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What school subject really rocks?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?