Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What animals make the best students?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
