Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
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Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
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Why do fish live in salt water?
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What animal is always ready to protect people?
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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?