Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What fish only swims at night?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?