Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
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What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do golfers hate cake?
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Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
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Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?