Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Where is the coldest place to work?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?