Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What fish sings the best?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a pig thief?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?