Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What animal likes to party the most?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do runners watch so much TV?