Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What building always gets stains on it?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
