Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Are baby skunks cute?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Which relative loves rice?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where can you always get cheap gas?