Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?