Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
