Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?