What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?