Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?