What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
