What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do naked fish play with?