What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?