How does dinner smell?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do cows go to New York?