How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?