How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?