What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?