What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?