What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What nationality are most fish?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the Dorito say to his son?