What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a thieving alligator?