What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do cats wear to work?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
