Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do surfers go to school?