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What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
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What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do surfers go to school?