Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which president loved to take baths?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do cats wear to work?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How do you make a bandstand?