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It was radioactive.
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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
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Why do basketball players like cookies?
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What tree has the most bark?
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