Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?