What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What school subject really rocks?
