What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why are winter days great?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?