What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do fleas travel?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
My friend David had his ID stolen.