What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?