Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?