Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do books sleep?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did March say to the madness?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
