Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
How do horses navigate at night?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which former US President was always cold?