Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?