What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is the coolest country?