Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What games do ants play with elephants?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What superpower do all middle children have?