Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?