Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What's a forklift?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is the beach so confident?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
