Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are billionaires such good parents?