What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What math figure is also in the band?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?