What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why are puppies so flexible?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?