When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What day is your mom always right?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do fleas travel?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
