What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?