What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?