What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Winnie the Boo!
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are all priests fit?