Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a henway?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?