How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?