What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?