What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where do ants go to eat?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?