Why are frogs always so happy?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?