How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
