What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How does a penguin build its house?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are goats so funny?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?