What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?