Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?