Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?