Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are winter days great?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is blue and not heavy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?