What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?