Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do automobiles fly?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?