Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the cloud date the fog?