Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do surfers go to school?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?