What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?