What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?