What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?