What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What are you studying in math?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
