What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do fleas travel?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?