How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do bees get to school?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?