What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?