What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How long do chickens work?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do horses navigate at night?