What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do milkshakes come from?
