Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are cowboys always religious?