What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?