Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
