Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a tired tree?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?