Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?