What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do books sleep?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?