Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?