Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a peanut in space?