What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?