What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How is life like toilet paper?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?