What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are books always so angry?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
