How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?