What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What country has the most fish?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?