Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why was the horse so happy?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do bees buzz?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What day is your mom always right?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?