Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Board Game With A Twist
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
