Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Which animal is the most religious?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is the coolest country?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?