Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What animal has the most fun?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How does the moon cut her hair?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?