What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How much money does a skunk have?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
