Which celebrity loves to read?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do old bowling balls end up?