What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
