Which cats have the best manners?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do cows say on NYE?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the goal post get angry?
I'm not a bad putter.