What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?