What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
When do mice play every day?
Why are all priests fit?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?