What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the storm actually calm?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a forklift?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Can February March?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?