Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?