Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How can you make 7 even?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?