Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why are bakers so good at math?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?