Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
It's Crowded!
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What season begins with a thud?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the frog starve?