Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do snowmen get information?
A book just fell on my head.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?