What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How does one gelatin greet another?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?