What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?