What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?