What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a dog in space?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?